"Pants on the Ground"

I would break into song but it would need to be called "Pants on the floor" I have a gigantic stack of pants, shorts and Capri's stacked on the closet floor... just waiting for me. SERIOUSLY WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO FIT? I'm happy with the progress so far, but it just reminds me I have a way to go. Thank heavens for stretchy skirts. I have 3 outfits I rotate for work. My poor offices probably think I'm loony bins, and can't remember what I wore the previous week. I still have 27lbs to go and out of the stack 1 pair of jeans and 2 pairs of shorts fit. The rest are waiting. Someone out there tell me at some point you've had a similar stack.